It's kind of a bell curve. The absolutely depraved servants are usually pretty cheap, but have expectations that make the average pervert uncomfortable. The somewhat depraved are high demand and charge more, the self-respecting are cheaper to make up for the fact that you can't use them as a foot stool.

These comics are canonical, but they do not feature the Rick and Morty of the TV show. The comic book pair are their own set who are just really close on the Central Finite Curve.

Conception, probably.

It's part of the point - the Baudelaire kids see immediately that Jacques Snicket fits the most basic description, but that he's entirely different otherwise.

I know that the timeline doesn't fit at all, but since it is the same actress I choose to believe that the sexy baby lady's ex was Ted Mosby, and that he just lied to the kids and told them their mom was dead to hide his driving her away. This way, instead of the series ending on the "Ted/Robin Round 593: Why on Earth…

The fact that all of these people are calling this episode's "occasionally SJWs can be shortsighted and cause problems despite having genuinely good intentions" parody of their movement a strawman is pretty much proof of their immaturity, just like UKS suggests in a later one. This is the best kind of satire you can…

They said Ivy League schools, not the cities which host them. They might still be laughably wrong, but at least laugh at them for what they actually said.

I have those things and lasers are way cooler.

The spacing between letters. You know you have bad kerning when it looks like you have keming.

There's a trick for that last chest.

Mido blocks the way to the Great Deku Tree. One of the other Keebler Elves blocks the path out of the forest.

That's sure an effective rebuttal.

It might be deceptive, but it's not especially dark - the kingdom fell and it's for the best that it stays fallen to avoid the conflict the Triforce brings to the world. Majora's Mask is a cosmic horror tale told through individual but overlapping tales of body horror and existential dread. You pull at the threads of…

They're still both racism, though - the primary definition of racism in
both dictionaries and in the vernacular of the average English-speaker
is "prejudice based on race". Trying to reduce bigotry to systemic
bigotry is Procrustean at *best*, and is often the tactic of a bigot trying to avoid responsibility for their…

What kind of monster are you?

The kids spend ten days in Dr. Montgomery's care.

Well, the thing about 'in' is that it's hard to stay 'in'. I'm sure that by the vague amount of time that will pass between the death of the Quagmire parents and the arrival of the Baudelaire orphans at 667 Dark Avenue, her amazing outfit will be 'out' and pinstripes will be 'in'.

Esme is definitely capable of being charismatic - she charms several characters in the books by pretending to think that she finds them fashionable and interesting.

The opening quote picked for this review is a reference to "All the Wrong Questions", which is a tale of Lemony Snicket when he was about Klaus's age (but not Sunny or Violet's) on an adventure of his own. Interestingly, young Lemony himself is the source of the quote, showing he was much braver than his older…

You do not remember correctly.