But will she wear white face makeup???

But will she wear white face makeup???

Well, don't keep us in suspense! WILL HELENA BONHAM CARTER PLAY THE BLUE FAIRY??

Well, don't keep us in suspense! WILL HELENA BONHAM CARTER PLAY THE BLUE FAIRY??

Better hope they haven't heard of you either. Bad things happen when those guys are very unhappy.

Better hope they haven't heard of you either. Bad things happen when those guys are very unhappy.

Rules for making these not suck:

Rules for making these not suck:

"The guy who wrote the worst Trek film ever…"

"The guy who wrote the worst Trek film ever…"

Conan Needs To Make Those Alimony And Child Support Payments Somehow.

Conan Needs To Make Those Alimony And Child Support Payments Somehow.

Serviceable but forgettable.

Serviceable but forgettable.

I wouldn't mind if movie theaters hadn't collectively decided that the concept of an "intermission" was just a quaint little ritual best left in the past. It's not like bladder capacity has doubled in the last generation or two.

I wouldn't mind if movie theaters hadn't collectively decided that the concept of an "intermission" was just a quaint little ritual best left in the past. It's not like bladder capacity has doubled in the last generation or two.

The puppetry of Audrey II is sublime. Sometimes I miss those pre-CGI marvels of old-school Hollywood.

The puppetry of Audrey II is sublime. Sometimes I miss those pre-CGI marvels of old-school Hollywood.

She's from a magical kingdom where all the people of Latino heritage have fair skin and speak unaccented English, while the Caucasian people all have darker features and are only allowed into the castle grounds to do housekeeping and landscaping.

She's from a magical kingdom where all the people of Latino heritage have fair skin and speak unaccented English, while the Caucasian people all have darker features and are only allowed into the castle grounds to do housekeeping and landscaping.