Yo! Paella man!

NOTE: TODD VANDERWERFF DIED ON THE WAY TO VOX.COM

The Silly Putty Movie

It's one of the most surprisingly great movies I've ever seen.
"Shut up, Checkers, or I'll feed you to the Chinese!"

I'm sorry, but this is plagiarized word-for-word from Richard Nixon's resignation speech.

Hey! I'm tryin' to eat lunch here!

Carraba's is great. Not as expensive as I thought it would be, either.

Chain restaurant rankings:

I would watch "Ow! My Balls," and laugh through every second of it.

Ringo Next

I prefer a policy of containment.