It's not called FULL-Baked, Milksteaks.

Yeah, but that car beat us all to it

No, that goes to Mark McGrath

I'll have a vodka martini. Don't fuck this up, asshole

The dull "thwack" of Sandler kicking the windows in has always stuck with me. The way it sounds like its coming out of a blown-out speaker is great, and weird.

Looks like those clowns in Washington did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

Counterpoint: Bob Dylan made a Christmas album

Did somebody call for an obtuse Rick and Morty reference?!
Achoo

Thank God this giant, faceless, billion dollar entity has you to defend it

I don't know whether it makes me racist, or Wayans depressingly predictable, that my mind immediately went to Fifty Shades of Black

I know you're making a pun, but I highly doubt it will be entertaining. Half of the book is just in depth explanation into the society's rules and regulations. It's interesting in a novel from a philosophical standpoint, but I cannot imagine how this will be in any way fun to watch.

I don't know who needs to give Harry Potter a rest more - Harry Potter fans, JK Rowling or websites who consider everything Rowling tweets as news

Captain America, reference, etc. etc.

When the shrinkage rule is in effect, the beginning and the end are much closer than usual. So it makes no difference

It's a wankless job, that's for sure

You could, but there's no way an Avenged Sevenfold fan would appreciate the schmaltzy sentiment.

*Everyone in the AV Club comment section rushes to make My Chemical Romance/Cybergoth/ICP/Slipknot jokes*

It hasn't quite gotten there for me yet, but I do agree that Louie is overdue a win at this point. The cringe humour may have gotten to a point where it's just unpleasant for unpleasantness's sake. I really hope that something goes right for Louie next week.

Like I said when I turned on the leafblower last week, there's no way this isn't fucking awful news

Please, those things are counter intuitive. Humblebrag Spider-Man is headed to Coachella, Mumblecore Spider-Man is hanging in a gin bar suffering from generational ennui.