Christ, looks like another one of Millar's patented "what if this [overused story concept] but [not-as-clever-as-he-thinks-twist]" scripts. Why do people keep giving this hack chances?
Money. Money is the answer. I did it for you.

I think the problem with Lennon is that his public persona and the songs he put out were all about peace and love and being equal, and he was actually kind of an asshole. Makes his music, and the weird deifying of him, hard to stomach for me.

- Fox News

Less terrifying than a brown guy though!

That bugged me as well, and the only justification for the removal of Estus flasks I could come up with was that From removed hollowing out. Without hollowing, there's no downside to dying over and over again. Doesn't make it not aggravating though

I'd prefer A Star is Bjork

I wish I could forget Total Reboot

I mean, it's a shame Ava DuVarney and Jennifer Kent weren't nominated, but Jolie was excluded because she made a steaming pile of garbage. Seems fair.

It sure is lucky they were stuck at the North Pole during the early to mid 20th century. I wonder for what possible reason the writers made that decision? What malevolent circumstances could possibly have happened in that time period that would draw the minions?

Oh god, beer hipsters! I dub thee hopsters, from this day on.

Yeah, we've really been dropping the ball lately

Tarantino directed, R rated Deadpool.
You get that for free Disney.

I wanted a Kaarl, and I got a Kaarla?
Isn't Kaa male?

The section of the music video clearly referencing hip hop music features 2 black men out of 10.
I'm not making a point, it's just interesting.

You're pretty cool Blue Garfield, but I prefer Blue Gazorpazorpfield. You should hear the language coming out of that guy.

But how are they going to find 6 trains to deal with them?

Do you mean transparent like invisible, or transparent like a baby fish and you can see his organs through his skin?

Comedy Big Bong?

Grillin' - Herbal T

Pssst… it's a "shit" joke.