Let's see if we can construct the sickest most fucked up philosophy we can possibly imagine. We'll start by imagining a Monster. We'll make him the worst monster imaginable. So let's make him All Powerful. If he's not all powerful then we can imagine a worse monster with more power. And we'll pretend that the monster…

Just on the off chance that you aren't joking…
Bananas as we know them in the USA are the product of genetic modification.

But they will make the misery more enjoyable. Maybe.