Up in pop culture heaven, here's the thing
You trade your snark for Kinja's sting
And once we’ve all said good-bye
You take a running leap and you learn to fly

I sat upon the shore
Fishing, with the arid plain behind me
Shall I at least set my lands in order?
London Bridge is falling down falling down falling down
Poi s’ascose nel foco che gli affina
Quando fiam uti chelidon—O swallow swallow
Le Prince d’Aquitaine à la tour abolie
These fragments I have shored against my…

You manics! That was our website! You blew it up!

The Seattle airport McDonald's also has one. Although jet-lagged tourists seem to have a hard time comprehending it.

Farewell my brave Commenters. Here at last, on the shores of Disqus, comes the end of our Fellowship. I will not say do not weep, for not all tears are evil.

I have never used an emoji; nor have I ever used a hashtag. This is clearly the reason why I'm the successful internet commenter I am today.

I sat upon the shore
Fishing, with the arid plain behind me
Shall I at least set my lands in order?
London Bridge is falling down falling down falling down
Poi s’ascose nel foco che gli affina
Quando fiam uti chelidon—O swallow swallow
Le Prince d’Aquitaine à la tour abolie
These fragments I have shored against my ruins
Why…

It's silent.

At long last the Taylor Swift/Snake Plissken duet I've been waiting for!

The "Smell the Glove" tour was in 1984.

Now I'm picturing MLA as Judd Nelson at the end of the The Breakfast Club/

I'm sorry MLA, but Article 6, Subclause 92.F of the AV Club Charter clearly prohibits more than one post-Season 9 Simpsons reference per article. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to turn in your keyboard and all Frinkiac .gifs you may have made.

When you're that handsome you literally do not need any other skills.

He looks like an aged-up version of the Gerber Baby.

Personally I'm not a fan of any religious group, but Catholics from other parts of the world can sometimes be more progressive than we give them credit for. For example, this article attacking conservative American Catholics for becoming religious fundamentalists:

Once a species has been anthropomorphized into Teenage Mutant Ninjas who love pizza it becomes very hard to want to eat them.

Even though intellectually I know what he means by "bringing sexy back," the way he pronounces the phrase always makes me think he finds people's backs sexually attractive.

I had my wisdom teeth out on Friday afternoon and spent all weekend and Monday recovering. I slept in 'til noon yesterday and missed the whole thing. Time well spent in my book.

Respect to the Moon for keeping it tight. It's better than a bunch of cellulite back there.

St. Vincent & the Grenadines. They're the most despotic of the Caribbean islands!