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    When does David Lynch or Lars von Trier get a shot at making an opening title film?

    Found it, it's called "Come on Down" and it was made for an early 80's horror comic called Taboo

    This reminds me of a horror comic I think Alan Moore did in the early 80's where a woman keeps seeing this weird game show in the middle of the night where people are eager to kill themselves. She finds out where the show is filmed and now every night she eagerly sits in the audience waiting for her turn to be called

    When are they going to talk about HBO's other sex show "Sex Bytes"? That one showed the horrors that was clown sex. Thanks to that show, I really hate clowns!

    A 12 year old game at that!

    Screw this, just make a movie based on Def Jam Vendetta! That way you can say it's a biopic but also tap into the video game movie market AT THE SAME TIME!

    So he doesnt want people to call him Axel Foley. Ok, fine, people need to just call him Pluto Nash then. See what one he likes more.

    This is all fine and good, but what about finding where master criminal Carmen Sandiego is? She has killed more than 100 police officers in her 30 years on the run!

    It's Too Many Cooks evolved to the next level!

    I got the limited edition "Abused trailer park" Florida Mom figure that comes with bruses, a restraining order, and a crack pipe.

    I think we should start our own petition to ban Susan Schrivjer from all Toys R Us across the country for being an idiot.

    Chris Rock said it best:

    Bring back Nick Arcade and Legends of the Hidden Temple!

    I want… *tries to shove money though monitor* give me… *tries to shove in more money* Why… isn't… this… working?!?!!

    Maybe Mano is gay for Kanye… but kanye broke his heart when he married Kim so now he is lashing out.