Is it the goddamn boat chase mission? Because, seriously, fuck that mission. I have TWO GODDAMN HANDS ROCKSTAR! I have no idea how aiming precisely and driving is supposed to work. I managed to get through it somehow, and enjoyed the rest of the game, but goddamn trying to shoot and drive is infuriating.

The Witness does look fantastic, however, although I liked it's concept and execution, it's antecedent, Braid, was consistently too difficult for me when I played it, and required chronic peeks at different internet guides. Maybe I've gotten smarter since then?

Broke the Skyrim addiction, just in time for Fallout 4 to hit you like a mack truck?

It's a shame because the Halo Universe is actually fascinating (without the space magic, mostly). And outside of the games the lore has been built up to be very lived in, and feel very authentic. So while I get the space magic thing I've always liked the media (like Reach) that stays away from it. I even ended up…

I have said, and will reiterate, that the one choice is worse, but allows you to tap into the teenage id, and say fuck it, I'm doing this other thing anyway, because I have the time travel powers. So I think it does have a purpose, and it does line up with the other choices you make throughout the game (especially if…

Keep it up with the out of context WWF vids Alasdair, Michaels doing his thing was absolute gold. Just like everything related to the Heartbreak Kid was.

That is a hell of a deal, do I have to swallow, or take it in the face? Since you're commenting on the internet I'm assuming you aren't packing more than 6 inches, so that should be fine.

I think my favorite is the Potomac Drainage Basin Indigenous Peoples.

You think Brady and Belicheck will let up if they are at a plausible 14-0? (Did they last time? I don't remember) I mean, the game has always been about pride for those two, and it seems they would love to go 16-0 and then cap it off with a win this time.

That +30 Speech for impartial mediator is nice, though.

Who the hell specifically chooses Halloween for their wedding day, and then doesn't acknowledge that choice with a distinct theme? That's dumb.

Like SAM, I also chose to sacrifice Chloe, but I also love the other option, even if it doesn't feel as fleshed out. In story terms, there is something, I think, in Max, that would distinctly preclude her from having learned a lesson from this whole thing, besides how important Chloe is to her. So the option to save…

I agree, I enjoyed cackling like a madman while duel-wielding shotguns, throwing double grenades, and obliterating everything in sight. (Gotta love the gunzerker).

I'm part of the technical test for Battleborn this weekend, and if I find time, I might give it a go. Otherwise it is more Halo 5 for me. The campaign manages to be fun, so far, and I like all of the changes they made to the weapons, particularly the Promethean variety. Not sure where they are going with Cortana and…

Ummmmm…Fuckin Sussudio? I got nothing.

Spoilers!

I would pay $9.99 for that!

"Even if you do have insurance…" Ain't that the truth of it, even with my insurance (which I'm told is pretty good) I'm still on the hook for $12,000 if I were to end up with a emergency room bill over $100,000…I do not have a joke here…that's just ridiculous.

Did I…did I just read all that? …and understand it?

This weekend, I am eagerly awaiting the release of Life is Strange Episode 5 (Tuesday!), while also probably getting some time in to eagerly wait for Fallout 4 and Halo 5's release. Oh and I guess I'll probably be piddling around in some of the Xbox live titles Microsoft has given away for free. I might try a Brutal…