They are working with Marvel, the AV Club forgot to mention that.

What if they have the same name as you? Wouldn't that be weird? I mean, I haven't met too many ladies with my name(they are out there though), but something like Alex, or Ashley or Aubrey or Dani/Danny. Taylor? Kelly? Jamie? All names I have seen both guys and girls have and obviously two dudes or dudettes could end…

Her laugh, if she has a funny sounding (in a bad way) or annoying laugh, that is a dealbreaker for me. Particularly because that's something I would hope to hear a lot of, under normal circumstances.

Why does Equesticles read like some kind of Greek philosopher, and why am I so turned on right now?

Wait! Hold everything! I just want to make sure we're clear here, but "apple picking" is totally a euphemism right? Just checking.

Well, I would totally write to a gay man who isn't a Doctor for answers on intermittent vagina/vulva pain, but then again I'm a dude…sooooooooooo….

Only insufferably British, somehow.

I think Dontnod might be better for this one, honestly.

The Kingdom Hearts Gummi ship music manages to be one of my favorites, it sidles in there and fits with the rest of the games selection of music quite well, while also conveying the spirit of adventure that comes with traveling through a gamut of Disney Worlds.

To be fair, I wouldn't be surprised if Final Fantasy XIII-2's chocobo theme inexorably and inexplicably killed that song forever for anyone who ever heard it.

If it would help even out income inequality in the United States and provide better healthcare for our citizens, then yes.

Luckily, this is the internet, and there is always someone who knows what you don't offhand. That game is Horizon: Zero Dawn.

Hahahahahahahahah…no.

I enjoy the fact that they made sure you can import your old DLC songs, so while you play the game alone because all of your friends left you, you can remember how Stevie used to sing Tribute, and wish for better days when his time wasn't taken up by his new baby. When you play Still Alive from Portal, which you…

Smash Bro's, Mario Party, and Mario Kart don't take this mindset. Instead Yoshi is an erstwhile competitor or friend, equal with any of his human brethren. With that in mind, it makes Yoshi's devotion seem much less sinister. Yoshi isn't some sort of sacrifice, he's one of the most loyal pals in that world, vying for…

It also manages to come around and also work for Borderlands 2's opening trailer, it's just so goddamn catchy.

That was kind of an unfair, and subtle jab at The Heavy, Marah. For a song you hear everywhere, "How You Like me Now?" is pretty damn good. It just so happens The Heavy are really good at making songs that people want to use for commercials. "What Makes a Good Man" and "Short Change Hero" are the other two I know I…

You know, as much hipstery, overpriced garbage gets put on the staff picks sometimes (I say that out of love) it is refreshing to have no-nonsense reviews for items I might actually buy. So good on you Palmer, for cutting through the hipster bullshit…or possibly being an ironic level above me, which would make this…

Well considering you probably have to pay per stream for a lot of the movies on other services, and very few of them are free, I think that's the wrong takeaway.

You know who else has HBO shows? HBO.