Goddammit, Mario Maker just looks fun. Someone wanna spare me some money for a WiiU? I'm good for it. (I'm not good for it). Maybe I'll pick one up Black Friday, or around Black Friday when the prices are just as low but no one cares. I'll even explain it to everyone as wanting to introduce my nephew to video games,…

God, I would love to go see Trump/Colbert with you idiotking, it's a shame I live on the other side of the US.

What job would possibly pay YOU anywhere near that amount of money when you clearly have no understanding of math, spelling, or basic syntax?

I would say resoundingly yes, but thematically, it is very different. In a lot of ways it is less introspective (much less focus on that internal sort of spirituality Aang had), but in some ways it's more introspective (there isn't really any end goal for the avatar, and she struggles to find her place). It's also…

I want Netflix to buy the rights to the Avatar universe, there was some op-ed suggesting it right after Korra ended, and I have not been able to get my mind off of the idea.

I did the same thing, but then managed to remember the actual name "The Road Not Taken" It's probably because the most famous line in the poem is:

Super Mario Bros 2…just…all of it, the whole game. Birdo, and the pulling up vegetables and the different playable characters, and shy guys, and the giant toad. It is such a strange, strange game that wasn't meant to be a Mario game at all.

I think this is a fitting metaphor for Lennon's life/career, which you can read into however you want.

As an Arizona fan, I should feel affronted by that, but considering how bad the 49ers are likely to be this year, I'll let it slide.

I feel like this needs a Ric Flair "woo", so here we go:

Yay! The internet wasn't as terrible as it had the potential to be!

Actually after about level 30ish, the rounds have exactly the same number of Zombies in the Blops Maps, and only so many can spawn at once. So as long as you don't run out of ammo or make a mistake (which is absolutely difficult, don't get me wrong) it ends up being the same thing. Find a good spot, and run with the…

But is there a Kuribo's Shoe?

Of course there are that many items on that list, although, to be fair, the first 63 are just smoking different strains of weed.

To put it in perspective for you, besides the titles that have been re-released in big hurrahs (The Last of Us), or games that came out for both systems (Call of Duty, Battlefield, indies) the PS4 has no PS3 games available to actually download, and also no classics available. They are banking on PSNow, so hold on to…

There's an old joke about RPG play counters, in that there is only one other activity you would want to have a time counter on less, and it too, is a single player activity.

Reserving this spot on your spot.

Looking forward to seeing what you make of the lunacy that is Beyond: Two Souls.

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*JMP gets hit with Chris Jericho's Codebreaker*