My dick is in the top percentage of dicks.

"Stand By Your Manager" by Lurleen Lumpkin

Dropping pearls on the floor was the climax of Roxxxy and Phi Phi's "Showsquirrels" shequel in All Stars 2.

I had to pause the show for 2 or 3 minutes after that. I hurt myself laughing.

I am offended by this apology.

"Room for Squares" and "Continuum" are albums I come back to all the time. "Not Myself" off RfS is one of the most authentic representations of depressive episodes / panic attacks that I've heard in music. "Slow Dancing in a Burning Room" off "Continuum" is a beautiful song, too. Mayer's not my favorite, but he has…

I never really got the vibe that Vice was meant for teenagers. "Edgy" twenty-somethings who wish they were teenagers, sure, but not teenagers themselves.

I think this is a nice way of saying "fuck that rapist."

I can totally see someone so desperate to escape Trump journalism for a second and clicking a fluff piece about drinking beer in the shower and being so triggered.

Including one song on a playlist without calling additional attention to it is somehow equivalent to I can't even finish the comment you're an idiot.

Sara Lynn's notes on Ana's story and the accompanying visuals are absolutely harrowing. I'm amazing that the review didn't mention it. One of the highlights of the episode.

I watched the first 11 minutes of the first episode of this, and now it's eternally in the "Continue Watching" section of my Netflix. Do I need to delete my account, burn my computer, or is there another option?

I watched the first 11 minutes of the first episode of this, and now it's eternally in the "Continue Watching" section of my Netflix. Do I need to delete my account, burn my computer, or is there another option?

Gah I hate the disparagement of "millenials" too, but this douche isn't helping us #notallmillenials

You left out "Hollaback Girl"

This episode is perfect, and Dennis articulated a lot of why, but my favorite moment HAS to be the slowly broadening smile on Homer as he views the "dud" during the game. The animators should have received an Emmy just for that.

I haven't watched new South Park in at least five years and it sounds nigh-unrecognizable. They're doing full-on season-long arcs now??

It's almost as if "coming into [one's] own" is a common theme in life.

The Wonka boat ride is one of my favorite moments in media, period. Just such a perfect scene.

I quite like the Fifty Shades of Grey soundtrack. The movie is painfully average (with one great scene), but the soundtrack has crept its way into my rotation. Some enjoyable new pop tunes, a strong cover in Annie Lennox's "I Put a Spell on You," an outstanding re-imagining of Beyonce's "Crazy in Love," and some…