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The subtext of this article is clearly "Why the Left Continues to Snatch Defeat From the Jaws of Victory." We are at GATTACA level parsing of speech, behavior, and intent here. "Wait, is this a crumb of less-than-universally-approved opinion on your cuff? No space travel for you, Hitler!"

It also defies logic and everything I know about American pop culture that neither it or Re-Animator have ever been optioned by McFarlane Toys as action figures. I wait patiently for my Zombie Julie figure and my "Getting Head" O.R. set.

"How do I fit it in the reel to reel?" they ask in frustration.

And cooler, less frequent commercials…that you can ff thru if you already have enough razors!

Please address Carrie by her given name, TSCarp's Future Wife.

Kudos for not choosing "Turd on the Run." And I can't tell you how many bar arguments I've had over the existence of same.

It must be depressing when you get that role of a lifetime and then it ends. Same thing with Chiklis/Mackey, and probably Cranston/White.

Elmore Leonard's Dirty Harry.

As a nurse with a lot of mental health experience, I still think RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD 3 is a great metaphor for borderline personality disorder. Melinda Clarke's performance is fantastic. Everyone else just thinks it's a schlock horror film. Psst!…it's both!

Unless they specifically said the name of the scientist who went to 2% Earth, I'm insisting that it was Dr. Rick Sanchez. Crossover, please.

She's certainly typecast in my dreams. And yeah, I'm still waiting for the reveal on FARGO as well. Wonder if Old Chief was unable to answer the baby on lap question when she flew to L.A.?

Gary Busey is the Gary Busey of 2% world. Only they find it tragic he DIDN'T die.

Having been shown for over a season that there is an afterlife full of assassins and dead people, we're conditioned to buy the sci-fi angle of Nora's story. It's no weirder than drinking poison or presidential penis scanners.

Like any number of others alluded to, many of the 2%'ers at this point are well over the Departure. Also, a world that's still struggling to rebuild air travel, a world where it takes Nora "a few years" to track down a physicist, isn't going to have the level of communication their old world did. Plus the little

I know given the choice, I'd pack up my loved ones and go to 2% Earth in a heartbeat. Real estate's gotta be cheap there.

One sign of people slowly getting over the Departure is the slight uptick in goat treatment.

Since I haven't seen it mentioned elsewhere here, I gotta say, I've never loved Matt (I could say full stop, except) more than I did in the opening moments of this finale.

I'm rooting for Jared out of a lack of any other redeemable characters. And I guess Big Head.

As a self-identifying refrigerator-American, I find tonight's episode highly fridgephobic. Considering that none of the other characters on the show are household electronically gendered, I am sickened by what transpired, and will be alerting our organization's national spokesman, William Refrigerator Perry, to pursue

So if there was a gay male character being forced to look through vagina pix all day for his job, would that be hetero-phobic? Or would it simply be a comedic juxtaposition of the character's stated sexual orientation versus his being mandated to look at sexual graphics that don't appeal to him?