Just wanted to let you know that I considered your arguments carefully and you still suck.

[Starts car]
[Plugs in iPhone]
WADA WADA WADA WADA DADADADADADADADA

The charts linked in the article actually show Andy's decline nicely. They used Watson to determine if any given stretch of dialog was negative in tone or positive; Andy Bernard was an outlier on the positive side for his first two seasons, then plummeted quickly to one of the most negative characters for the ensuing…

You realize analogies are a thing right? Voyeurism isn't rape but it's like rape in useful and instructive ways.

The rat symbolizes obviousness!

When in reality, it shows that at a reputable journalistic organization, when something not completely solid manages to get through, as it inevitably will, the process catches it and it is dealt with appropriately.

That's the most interesting part about the movie, in my opinion - casting the romantic rival to our protagonist not as some douchey bro who signals to the audience right away that he's an awful person and we have to hate him (usually by having him brag about how he's banging some young hottie behind the female lead's…

America has no poor people, just temporarily inconvenienced millionaires. Healthcare won't be a problem and those tax cuts are going to be fucking SWEET when I win the lottery.

I especially liked the 'excuse to crap out another Trump piece' line.

In high school, my friends and I used to do a collective impression of the Count from Sesame Street before each preview as the green screen appeared - "One! One movie preview! Ha ha ha ha ha!", and so on - and unlike most of the stupid shit I did back then, the strangers subjected to it seemed relatively amused.

"You know how…like…you have that ending where…everything was just, you know…a dream? What if you had that…but then…like…it turns out that…it being a dream was…like, actually the dream part?"
[takes huge bong hit]
[is given millions of dollars to make 47 Meters Down]

I think that's actually a feature and not a bug, and that Netflix likes being completely different 'networks' for completely different types of viewers. So some people might see Netflix as the place where they get things like Adam Sandler movies and Fuller House and their feed is populated accordingly with stuff that…

Was her dad a G.I.?

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Terry O'Quinn's line reading just KILLS me on that exchange, just brilliant.