I've read the rest of the letter and now I just feel sad. I was so excited reading that sentence that I jumped the gun. In the end I'm a simple man with simple desires.

"We’re in love, he’s my best friend, and he’s my family" Oh yeah!!

Can't speak for anyone else, but I was born this way.

Defenestration

I'd ask if your name is Brienne but I know she posts here under her real name.

But very fitting for the theme of the week, so you can at least be proud of that.

Since the AV Club has declared this to be my week (or you know close enough) I guess I'll take my turn starting an advice thread. So welcome to the first and last edition of Lannister Love. Admittedly I'm not the most experienced man for the job, having only ever been with my teenage sweetheart, but I'm still…

I was planning a post along the lines of "As this week's honorary mayor of the AV Club, I declare sibling week open", but then they did the job for me.

No, I've pretty much always been like this.

This column has become overrun with gimmick accounts.

"I thought it would be a one time thing" Yeah it doesn't work like that

Don't worry, even if it's not, the comments will be.

I mean hopefully not too desensitized. Don't want the thrill to be completely gone.

No no no no no. I'm out. Fuck you D&D. You can turn me into a rapist. I'll survive. But fuck with Shireen and you've gone too far. We get it. You hate Stannis. You won. I'm done.

The wording on the headline is odd. This is not what one expects when one hears "family secret".

Whether trapped in the Riverlands or Dorne, know that there is no end in sight. You're stuck there forever.

First cousins, but that's just a nasty rumor. No more true than her fucking Osmund Kettleblack or Moon Boy.

Seriously though, they're second cousins. On the Lannister scale that's a 0.0

I liked this one.

Desperately cling to your gimmick's diminishing returns?