That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. How do you know when you've meet your one and only?

How can it be wrong when it feels so right?

I lost my fig hand.

It's funny because it's true.

I normally try to avoid this section of the site. But I like that Tyrion. We have the same sense of humor.

Cersei is just misunderstood.

I can't complain too much, because it has been pretty great in a lot of ways and I know plenty of people have it much worse, but to be honest it has caused quite a bit of trouble too.

This might sound corny, but maybe you just haven't met the right person yet. I've only ever had, or even wanted to have, sex with one woman. Some of us are just built like that. I was lucky enough to meet mine at a very young age, but you're young yet. Don't give up.

I haven't moved from a good job to be closer to someone I love, but I have kept a shit job to stay closer to someone I love. It's a tough choice. Good luck

I was always a right hander.

As to the question of the week…..too obvious?

What about both your parents' bed?

One shouldn't be ashamed of one's sexual past, be it as a rope bondage top or the type that's only ever slept with the one woman he's loved. It's made you the person who you are, and if your current paramour is interested in that person they should celebrate the past that made you who you are.

I'm generally against anything that permanently alters the body.

Just seems a bit incestuous

Does upvoting a comment praising me count as upvoting myself?

Gross and illegal, sure. But weird? Naw, man.

These Moon Boy rumors are getting out of hand.

But how did they know I'd be at that bar?

So at the bar over the weekend I found someone had scratched into the urinal, right at eye level, "sister fucking trash", and I was like how did they know?