OHMYGOD Nick… I had the same sort of thing when I was stoned as a teenager, listening to Enya's "Carribean Blue". I was listening to it with my eyes closed, imagining myself kind of gliding on the sea and suddenly I got a massive wave of seasickness and thought I was going to puke. I had to open my eyes, slap myself…

This is genuinely the most irritating aspect of the Killer Frost storyline: WHY EXACTLY IS SHE EVIL?!? She has metahuman abilities and her mom is an asshole. Caitlin is the kind of character that you would believe if she never once stole anything from anyone. If we could have, you know, an EPISODE devoted to why she's…

Hey, WWE? Here's a wacky idea! How's about not using EVERY SINGLE WOMAN in the roster to create a bullshit rivalry between face and heel factions? It's been done to death and it wouldn't hurt to see some actual singles matches. If Raw can have two Cruiserweight matches in the same broadcast, how about having two…

Well, it's clear that SD is wanting the lovable losers of both the men's and women's divisions on their show. Becky has been the lovable loser for maybe a little too long, and then there's Sami. At least Becky has had a title run in the main roster.

I think that we hate the "Superman Punch" as a move because he uses it 10-20 times a hard match and EVERY SINGLE TIME, Cole makes it seem like the most important thing ever (other than the SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!).

A: Finn needs more promo time. Right now, he's coasting (deservedly) on being shelved and coming back to a big pop. But now that he's in a feud, they can't just have him as the guy looking up at the screen as Bray does his Yellow King stuff. He has yet to really establish himself as the personality he was in NXT. He…

If you haven't seen VERSUS, and you like grade-A bug-fuck insane Asian horror/action cinema, SEE IT. I saw it for the first time from the old days of Netflix when they sent you discs and immediately bought it off Amazon. It's so goddamn crazy, it puts the Looney Tune insanity of the recent F&F films to shame.

Can we never have Otunga come back? I'm really enjoying the rapport between Graves, Cole and Booker.

I'd trade Bill O'Reilly for Percy Watson at this point. And Nigel isn't much different. You practically have to have the captioning on to understand him half the time.

YES TO THIS. They introduced him at the end of a Miz promo for seemingly no reason other than to pump people up that he was on SD. Then, we have had two weeks of lame "they almost fought" promos that do absolutely nothing to generate heat for Ziggler and don't build up Shinsuke as a powerful force. Yes; Shinsuke is a…

That's very much on WWE Creative. Making Dolph full chicken shitheel was a bad move. That whole Miz/Dolph rivalry was absolutely terrific. Dolph's whole heel era a few years back was really dull, but now it's just stupid.

Okay, it really says something when SD is now the boring show after the "Superstar Shake-Up". While the match between Styles and Corbin ended exactly as it should have, the rest of the show was an absolute slog other than Breezango becoming #1 contenders. I'd love to see them as a legit threat rather than just jobbing…

ARGH.

Of course Zayn is the ideal choice, because he's one of the best workers on the whole fucking roster and he always pops big, but right now, so does Randy. Randy will be heel before too long, but I don't see WWE Creative getting too creative anytime soon. They're going to get a belt on Sami presumably after some…

Let's face it: Jinder is shockingly the logical choice. He's not even close to being upper mid-card material yet, and Rowan got his ass stomped by the Viper last week if it hadn't been for Bray's video package interruption. Harper is the more logical choice, but that's a longer-term rivalry. Ziggler is going to feud…

WWE Universe: "Fuck Roid Rage Jinder!"

There are currently four face tag teams and two heel teams. Turn Heath and Rhyno heel. Cesaro and Sheamus are over, the Hardys are WAY over and Enzo and Big Cass are still over (although they're losing some of that momentum). Therefore, Heath and Rhyno could be a good heel team with Heath admitting he never had kids…

It's funny how excited I was when the CWC was over and that Raw was going to get the Crusierweight division… and then it came and it still seemed like the matches were going over so then 205 Live came on the scene. I've watched about 6 episodes of "the most exciting hour on TV", and I was totally bored shitless with…

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I didn't finish SS… and it wasn't just because it was bad, but it was so fucking banal. BvS is just infinitely more offensive from a total misconception of character, unnecessarily over-complicated plotting, and tonally drab.