Thankfully, I didn't see NOTHING BUT TROUBLE in the theaters because if I had, I probably would have used my drink straw to pop my eyes out of my head. That's a film so bad and so unrelentingly stupid that I literally felt sick to my stomach after watching it.

This may be one of those comments that gets either a resounding groan from the early 90's hipper-than-thou cinephiles, or it may get a tacit nod of agreement and understanding. The first film I ever walked out of, and remains the only film I walked out of because of its content was Larry Clark's KIDS. Despite it…

Ralph should win all the awards for almost everything. I'm still pissed he lost to Tommy Lee Jones in 93. Amon Goeth is a terrifying example of how evil can be a little charming. And no Best Supporting nod for, I dunno, IN BRUGES?? Argh. I hate AMPAS and HFPA.

This guy was a fucking giant of the industry and all modern cinematographers owe him a massive debt. RIP.

James Gray is one of those directors who has never really gotten his due. LITTLE ODESSA is a magnificent, complex and ultimately unforgiving film. THE YARDS is kind of a mixed bag, but at least he was trying to do something interesting. WE OWN THE NIGHT is an incredibly underrated film, and he only seemed to get more…

This is seriously the most depressing news of the day to me. There is horrible shit going down all over the world, and this is the thing that is fucking with my head.

Why oh why did they bring KO and Sami over to SD? The one actual opportunity to split them up so they don't end up with the same "last match ever" shit, and they fuck it up.

That was probably a bullshit "I'm not over like this guy is" shoot.

We live in a world where we're arguing about whether or not which FAST AND FURIOUS film is the best.

To Vince Kennedy McMahon,

I LOVE how the "House" part of the header photo is cut out so all you see is Spicer and "The White".

He's THERE. POP goes the world.

This is the ARROW standard: Oliver cuts everyone off for their own good; everyone gets in Oliver's face telling him what a great guy he really is; Oliver gets back in the game and beats the bad guy; lather; rinse; repeat. And shockingly, it only ever takes ONE EPISODE.

This is the only episode of the show I've seen from beginning to end, and it was… just abysmal. I honestly cannot believe that someone said, "yes, let's have the superhero who is a master martial artist have a hard time dealing with a middle-aged rich dude with a gun on a rooftop as the SERIES FINALE CLIMAX rather…

That's what I like about it; it's a David and Goliath match. What is Lesnar, near 300 and Finn is 190. It could be a Sami/Braun rivalry but, y'know, actually make sense.

Everything between Roadblock and Mania has been a go-home show for Raw. They've been laying it on thick with their "money" matches like Lesnar/Oldberg, Roman v Taker and SFR v HHH, but everything else has such a lackluster push that even KO v Y2J feels like an afterthought. Don't even get me started on the women's…

After he kills Frank Nitti, as AWESOME of a kill as it is, realism and historical accuracy was kind of thrown out the window.

I think we can call the header image "Resting Lahren Face".

"That sounds like a very depressed dream."
"It does?"
"Martin, it's a terrible dream! It's a horrible dream, being that bunny. It's got no brain! It's got no blood! It's got no anima! All it does is keep beating on those meaningless cymbals and keeps going and going!"

"And we put everyone's old yearbook picture on their badges so everyone knows who everyone was!"