My favorite Joan moment though is the office takedown. The glee she has in destroying everything and the slight moment of dread before she finds the huge bundle of cash is all just magic.

"…and I know where you live."
"Now, see, that wasn't a nice thing to say. That wasn't designed to make me feel good."

"It is I, Sidney Feldman."

"So long, Ken. Thank you for the pen."

"I envisioned you in a haze as one of those slackster, flannel-wearing coffeehouse misanthropes I've been seeing in Newsweek."

This film is amazing if only for the fact that it's all of Woo's thematic material made literal flesh. Woo obvs is fascinated by duality, so why not take that to its most absurd extreme? Make the hero actually look like the villain and vice versa?

There were so many good false finishes in the AA/Uso match, and thankfully, it was just enough to keep you really guessing as to who was going to win. I was actually shocked that I became invested in a match.

Okay… so a no DQ match with Bayley and Nia.

SRW is everything. I laughed more in four minutes than I have in the entirety of the last several months of jokes* on Raw and SD combined.

This was a BRUTAL watch. Segarra is so awesome playing the holier-than-thou villain who knows he's doing horrible things but isn't denying them like Oliver had. And wow… this is probably the best work Amell has done on the show in a long time.

Well, it still is. It promotes good health and prevents colds, right? Or are we talking about something else?

Literally the only thing I remember about TIMELINE is his arc. He was so damn likable and charming in that film.

DRACULA 2000 isn't that bad of a film. Christopher Plummer, Jonny Lee Miller, Jeri Ryan, Jennifer Esposito, Omar Epps, and you get to watch Danny Masterson die a horrible death and it has the added bonus of young Nathan Fillion!

The crazy thing about Butler is that I've been a fan since… yes, I'm about to say this… DRACULA 2000. Yes, I enjoy that pretty awful film (mostly because it has one of the most interesting origin interpretations of Dracula I've ever seen). I enjoyed him in REIGN OF FIRE and… I can't believe I'm going to say this… even…

The answer to the headline's question: So Disney can make a shit-ton of dollars by taking the least risks possible.

A guy who's 190 lbs. beating super-monster Braun? I just don't see it happening with a clean win, and that makes Finn look shitty. Or if it is a clean win, then it makes Braun look shitty. And I don't want to see another Nia/Sasha storyline or Nia/Bayley storyline (actually, I'd prefer not to see another Nia storyline…

Yeah, but fuck them.

I don't think Finn is going to return at Mania. While it would be SO AWESOME to see Finn at Mania, he would have nothing meaningful to do. The only meaningful reason he has storywise for coming back is to have a post-Mania run at Lesnar for the Uni title, and that's obviously not going to happen at Mania…

This would be a good place for Ember Moon. Mostly because I want to see Asuka on SD because they need her there.

I would never put Finn against Braun, personally. Finn may be the babyface savior WWE needs right now, but putting Finn over Braun not only hurts Braun since he's by far the best monster on the show, but also hurts Sami by proxy and while hurting Sami and any momentum he might otherwise have may be Raw's stock in…