Don't go to the ceremony, Bill. Mark Twain awards come and go; a Cubs entry into the World Series only seems to come along once a century.

I think that was Donner's riff on the awesome MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE murder. "Is that a silencer?" - POP. Bullet right through the milk carton.

I would argue that a film series that started in the 70's or 80's and ended in the 90's isn't really striking while the iron is hot. And as far as LETHAL WEAPON is concerned, that's a film that should've ended after the first one for a number of reasons, but mainly that Shane Black's scripts don't lend themselves well…

Or THE EXORCIST for that matter.

What the fuck is up with digging up films that weren't designed for longevity and giving us TV reboots? This and FREQUENCY have me seriously scratching my head. At least it's not LETHAL WEAPON, which is just all sorts of wrong.

This rating is a bit of a head-scratcher to me. The last time I saw a Raw with an A rating (or a super-positive review) here was the first post-draft and it was all about Finn that night (as it should be), and this was nothing close to that episode. In the interest of fairness, I did have to watch it on Hulu so I…

When Ellsworth hit that superkick, I jumped off the couch. And when he collapsed on him for the pin, I felt a little choked up.

So that's two new Nicolas Cage trailers to drop this week, this and ARMY OF ONE. One looks like he's actually working, and one looks like "I'm still trying to get enough money back to pay for a new Action Comics #1".

Just… if the moment where Jericho admits that he partially didn't add Stephanie to the List because he wasn't "quite sure on how to spell Stephanie" didn't make you laugh until it hurt, I don't know if I can respect your opinions or relate to you as a human being.

I didn't mean "punch" as in sexual assault; I meant "punch" as in someone who is gladly and totally consensually fucking you and the fucking is so great that they just lay into you gleefully by punching you in the face because they're aware that you're both really enjoying the fucking. The punch and laugh is playfully…

Haven't you ever seen a film that you've wanted to fuck? This looks like one of those films. It's not a gentle love-making like a Merchant-Ivory film; this is a film that you let ride you like a bucking bronco, and it occasionally punches you in the face and laughs.

The airborne car ejecting like a bullet from that alleyway… kinda says it all.

Essentially the DCEU's unofficial motto should be:

To have Jericho, Owens, Enzo and Cass working the mic at the same time was fucking gold. Three of the best and funniest workers in the biz riffing on each other… I could have watched that for another hour. Jericho has really stepped it up in recent weeks, and KO is probably the best in-ring talker as well as being one…

I'm still hoping that Cesaro, when he wins his best of 7, will insist on a title shot at the IC. Foley will go, "but that's on SmackDown", and Cesaro will say, "I know" and Cesaro will be "traded" to SD Live where he can actually be given a good arc and good rivalry. Because he's not going to go against KO, and if…

I have great affection for not only Barrowman, but also Captain Jack. But after watching a few too many episodes of Torchwood, I discovered that I was only a fan of Captain Jack, Ianto and Gwen when they were on Who. Torchwood was just… incredibly unpleasant at times and without a good reason. I know they wanted to…

As excited as I am to see this series and everything about it, I'm more excited to see James Marsden and Thandie Newton in higher profile roles that actually give them shit to do and showcase the talent they have.

I'm not sorry to admit this, but the post-crotching "comforting" that Dean-o gave AJ made me laugh hysterically for about 4 minutes. That was legit great comedy right there, and are the differences between a star and a SUPERSTAR. Dean and AJ is going to be a fantastic match, but I still hope they give Dean at least…

-Hello, handsome! You're a good looking fellow, did you know that? People laugh at you. People hate you. But do you know why they hate you? Because they… are… jealous! Look at that boyish face. Look at that sweet smile. Do you want to talk about physical strength? Do you want to talk about sheer muscle? Do you want to…

Yeah… Milo's always keeping it 100. Good on him for condemning what he helped to create. It would have made a lot more sense for him to just shut the fuck up.