My super-ego: "I really want to see how the DCEU handles a film that's ACTUALLY supposed to be dark."
My ego: "I really want to see this film!"
My id: "If Andrew Bennett isn't one of the characters, fuck this noise."

And in a not-at-all shocking development, Milo, on his Facebook page, took the time to say that Jones "should never have to experience something like this".

The first time I ever heard the term "candy-ass" was in THE BLUES BROTHERS when Jake comments on Murph and the Magic Tones in their ridiculous get-ups ("Look at you in those candy-ass monkey suits"), so that always and I mean ALWAYS led me to believe that being a candy-ass was slang for obnoxious or idiotic. So… maybe…

Thank you for this article. I was actually kind of working on a theory about when the alt-music scene really died, but all the evidence presented here pretty much points to '96. Thanks for saving me all that work!

I honestly don't know how to feel about this. I'm sure that Robbie wasn't paid millions to appear in THE BIG SHORT in a bubble bath, but that also seemed like a playful symbolic thumbing of her nose at how sexualized she is and has been portrayed in film and in magazines.

"They're doomed." - "Yes."

All over the internet, I keep seeing "Fuck squash matches! Let the roster work!" and I say to that, "WHY????" Why the hell would we want to see talented superstars get jobbed out to whoever is getting the push? Besides, the Strowmann squash was funny as hell. If you get a good character wrestler that isn't that big of…

Honestly, this makes me feel a little bad for Trevor Noah. Sure he's still finding his voice, but it wasn't necessarily Stewart's comedic tendencies that were necessary, but his obvious passion, and Goddamn, do we need him right now. Sure there's John Oliver, but he's only on once a week.

It's just kind of weird to have the "good guys" of Shane and Daniel draft a pretty mediocre and unbalanced lineup. I figured these guys would be all about the new talent. That Sami or KO didn't end up there is beyond me. Does Vince really think that Dean is over enough to carry the whole show? The Face that Runs the…

First off, how in the living FUCK did the Emmy voters give Kit Fucking Harington a Supporting Actor nod but not Christian Slater?? How is that possible? I guess it probably doesn't matter because Dinklage would probably win again.

I think Vince has been playing the REALLY long game, and the GM of RAW is going to be CM Punk.

And I think they've also shown us Starr at that brief moment where Tulip's friend delivered something to a man in a white suit and fedora at a "Snuff Film Festival".

The world doesn't need "Preacher" to become "Breaking Bad (but in a sillier, more comic-booky universe)". We already had "Breaking Bad" and it was glorious. And we already have "The Walking Dead" which, like it or not, it's still keeping to the comic as far as characterization and plot is concerned. It likes to throw…

Well, Cimino I think saw inspiration from directors like Peckinpah and Leone as far as the kinds of films he was making as well as treatment of men and women in his films. Performance-wise though, everyone kills in that movie (except Ariane… she's a little on the dull side), particularly Rourke, Lone and Raymond J.…

It's a damn good thing that Rourke could act the shit out of that role.

This is a watershed episode where they clearly are delineating not only major plot points but also major character arcs and traits. This is officially where "Preacher" became a Television Show rather than just "Preacher: The Next Comic Book Show on AMC".

45 million at the B.O. which is honestly kind of shocking. And nominated for 3 Oscars, including Ralph Richardson's posthumous supporting actor nom, and a screenplay co-wrote by Robert Fucking Towne? Wow. All for a film fronted by Christopher Lambert and Andie Macdowell being dubbed by Glenn Close.

While the young Mickey Rourke was miscast as the much older Stan White in YEAR OF THE DRAGON, that's still one of my favorite underrated films of the 80's.

We've gone from "DON'T BLAME CINEMARK FOR WHAT HAPPENED!" to "CINEMARK IS AMAZING AND BENEVOLENT BY REQUIRING THE PLAINTIFFS TO PAY EXORBITANT FEES IN ORDER TO PREVENT THEM FROM GOING THROUGH THIS EXHAUSTIVE AND EXPENSIVE PROCESS AGAIN!!!"

I'm not going to explain the suit because I'm not defending the lawsuit, and I actually sympathize with them being sued, but kicking someone who's already down is a shit move, which is ALL THIS IS. They could just jack up their popcorn prices another $0.50 in all their theaters, no one would notice or care and they'd…