Of course Alba's crush is a priest.

Well, my husband's name is Spicy Crispy Chicken, so naturally our first son will be Spicy Crispy Chicken Jr.

I wonder what Ray thinks about Malcolm's uncanny resemblance to John Barrowman.

Not even that. She's his foster sister. Incestuous, it's not, but they were practically raised as brother and sister, which is why she fills both roles.

Is there a guy just sitting at his desk in the background?

Yeah, that kiss got a big eyeroll from me.

Thea's everything > Ray's everything

To be fair, Merlyn's probably a better trainer than the boxer guy. But yeah, I'm glad they don't really expect us to take Laurel seriously as a competent fighter. Not yet, anyway.

He was protecting Thea from the wrath of Angry Laurel With A Stick.

I loved how indignant Laurel was about Oliver lying to her face when she did that to her own father -about her sister's death, no less - for MONTHS.

I thought so, but I've misremembered pieces of information like that in the past, so I wasn't completely sure. Thanks for the confirmation.

I've seen so much of Steve Talley (Wick) tonight. Not that I'm complaining, of course.

This is the real reason I got an android.

I love The 100, but I wouldn't be torn up if it got canceled. Jane, on the other hand…

As long as Jane the Virgin stays, I'm okay with DC taking over the rest of the channel.

Completely off-topic, but considering Austin Butler's recent appearance on Arrow, can Wilke make a comeback soon? Seeing him just reminded me of how much Imiss Wilke. Still.

What's the rest?

Isn't it HackMAN?

I'm not sure if this has been mentioned by anyone else yet, but I'm wondering what Abuela's inevitable hospital stay will bring up as far as her non-citizenship goes. I have a feeling that it'll be an issue moving forward considering how much emphasis they placed on it in the previous episode, only to have it dropped…

If you didn't sound so horrible, I'd think you were a real-life Ron Swanson. Do you happen to drive a Buick LeSabre, by any chance?