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Mirror Universe Trump
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Based on the teaser, I assume there is a future virus that produces boils and induces intense hallucinations. The disease is wiping out humanity and was introduced to our world by furry yellow and pink aliens. A doctor has created a cure that requires a sufferer be skinned alive.

I guess I didn't know what to expect. Actually, I still don't.



You're criminally insane?

Somebody stop that Scanner! The one who looks like Michael Ironside!

…Tragically, Mirror Universe folks are physically identical to those in your universe. Only our temperaments are reversed. Still, I try to stay fit and eat right, and who really cares about looks, anyway? It's what's inside that counts.
Wait, my skin IS blue. How about that?

He was doomed from the start. And now the only way he can express his emotions is shooting sleeping lion cubs in the face.

Nobody's ever heard of me in my universe except for a close circle of very supportive friends and family whom I care about deeply. I run a not-for-profit farmer's market and Co-Op.

I'm beginning to see Trump Jr. as heroically well-adjusted.

The first thing Trump Jr. does when he gets into a fight is to strike his own head with a crowbar until he passes out.

Your universe's Trump is really starting to make me look bad!

Yeah, Fredo was actually pretty good at treacherous criminal conspiracy.

Never overestimate the common sense and critical thinking skills of the American voter.

Maybe, but don't get your hopes up. Chances are we're stuck with Trump for the next four years regardless of what is revealed.

"I can feel empathy for other human beings."

Heh heh. Mirror Universe Donald Trump Jr. has done his work well. Now we move on to stage two!

(Trump's collusion is proven, then he gets reelected in a landslide)

Or morals.

I think it's a reference to the serial killer in Dead Zone.

(Calls police)
"Hello? I didn't know the person I didn't shoot."
"Okay, I shot them, but I didn't mean to shoot them."
"All right, I meant to shoot them, but I didn't know who they were."
"I did know who they were, and I did shoot them, but it isn't a crime. Can I go home now?"

Trump Jr. is not representative of most rich, or smart people.