There is apparently a thriving community of amateur 'scientists' in the U.S. who believe they have disproved Einstein's theories.

"Seldom he smiles, and smiles in such a sort
As if he mock'd himself and scorn'd his spirit
That could be moved to smile at any thing.
Such men as he be never at heart's ease
Whiles they behold a greater than themselves,
And therefore are they very dangerous.”
-William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar

“You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things!”
-William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar

“What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.”
-William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar

"Between the acting of a dreadful thing
And the first motion, all the interim is
Like a phantasma, or a hideous dream:
The Genius and the mortal instruments
Are then in council; and the state of man,
Like to a little kingdom, suffers then
The nature of an insurrection.”
-William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar

“Now let it work. Mischief, thou art afoot. Take thou what course thou wilt.”
-William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar

Let me have men about me that are fat… Yon Comey has a lean and hungry look. He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.

"There is a tide in the affairs of men
Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune;
Omitted, all the voyage of their life
Is bound in shallows and in miseries.
On such a full sea are we now afloat."
-William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar

Brutus is an example of somebody who's done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.

Ham? Who has ham? I'll have some ham.

Really? Their solution was to build a wall? What kind of idiot thinks that will solve anything?

All is proceeding according to plan.

Oh, darling! I absolutely adore camping!

Uh… it's not a con, trust me.

Your head is above your chest, so there's no other way to do it.

Wait, you're not lying down in the stall, are you?

Uh… guess I'll go on ma merry way.

"IKEA's comptroller employs digestion chamber as concentration zone."

Just walk into the room and BOOM! You're lactating.

Stop being such a boob.