I was going to go with Ponyo, but sure.

Sadly, the Mirror Universe reverses only temperament, not intelligence. I remain painfully, profoundly dumb.

Be seeing you.

In order to remember that, I would first have to know it.

"Vengeful mermaid on a mission to murder the surface people who killed her mermaid family."
On the Bay/Boll Stupidity Index, this concept rates only a 2. You can do better than that, Freeform. This is Trump's America!

So Trump's thick mesh of stupidity and failure doesn't count as 'hair'?

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Yeah.

This guy is giving me a bad name.

New Mystery Science Theatre!

'Parking Lot King of Minnesota' is actually just a well-known euphemism for the Devil.

So you're going to look like a hot, suave, older movie star? Boo hoo.

Some days I make twenty posts. Some days I make none. So I wait, plan, marshall my resources, and when I finally see an opportunity and there's a post to make, I post it all.

I would watch a show about a time-travelling Arnold Rothstein wearing great suits, playing pool and insulting people.

Archer, Fargo, Better Call Saul and Rick and Morty. There's hope for America yet!

Sounds like there's a story there. Ayup.

I still have my girth.
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Darn it.

Everything is X-Rated in Dimension X. And I know, it sounds fun, but believe me, it gets old fast.

I am not a big fan fan of violent movies, and yet I absolutely love that film.

Oh, Exxon. Just when we think you can't be any more cartoonishly awful.

I'm thinking sociopath with early-stage dementia and some sort of drug habit… probably stimulants, given his ragged sleep schedule.