Sadly, it seems likely that Hannity simply looks for excuses to pull out his gun. To a certain sort of insecure man, any excuse to do so is seized upon.

Good Lord, how deeply irresponsible.

I thought zipper was the name of a very fast dragon. Which also had a big ass.

In my universe Martin just published his thirty-first novel in the Game of Thrones series- an uplifting children's fantasy series about cooperation and friendship. It isn't that popular, sadly.

What a talented young woman!

So… in your universe Elizabeth Warren isn't president?
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I'm so sorry.

Gosh, no. She's wonderful with the children. I think she's also a union trustee? It's been a while since we've met, honestly. She works so hard.

Jean de Baton-Baton is yet another example of why immigration is such a vital element to the success of the American experiment.

I donated that property to the city. I think they turned it into a library and civic center.

The reason he is such a compelling hero is is decency and humility, and it's strange that this makes him noteworthy compared to other heroes.

Well, your universe is cooling, and as it does it grows darker.

Stay strong, friends!

A wonderful, nuanced and sophisticated character. Seconded on the Question.

Good lord! I knew our dimensions were different, but I had no idea that bears were such a serious threat! Still, arming teachers? Why not just lock the doors and call animal control?

Huh. In my universe Betsy DeVos is a kindergarten teacher.

Ha, no. I'm physically pretty much identical to your guy. I mean I jog, of course. And on my last trip to Africa I got plenty of exercise lifting sacks of grain and bottled water.

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Let's hope for the best. In my universe DC's superhero movies are widely recognized as important works of art. Suicide Squad was nominated for an Oscar for best screenplay!

Huh. In my universe Roger is a community organizer in Lewisboro. Spends his spare time working at a soup kitchen. Kind of a quiet, understated guy with a reputation for decency and honesty.

We would love to have you here! Immigration is so vital to the health and diversity of our great nation.