And smouldering looks between Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer as they pace around each-other, snapping and sneering, their eyes darting.

Don't give these folks the out of mental illness. If you're mentally ill and you vote for Trump, that's excusable.

The only scenario where that is plausible includes tears streaming down his face as he presses the muzzle of a handgun to his own head.

It's remarkable how paper-thin his arguments are. If D'Souza is in fact reasonably intelligent, he must despise himself for producing such drivel.

I wouldn't say D'Souza is erotic in any way.

I liked it. It looks amazing and I can watch Ron Perlman as Hellboy all day.

I just want the universe where he made 'At the Mountains of Madness'. WHY DIDN'T THEY MAKE THAT MOVIE?!? Damn, I was looking forward to that movie.

If you move the letters around, you can get 'Abe kukk', or 'U bake? Kk!'.

Nobody will be admitted during the breathtaking car-parking sequence!

The grass! It's… drugged!

Hot damn! Can I pay for Netflix twice?!?

I like Noh theatre more than I like Kabuki theatre.

Aw, I liked Forge.

How does Yumzux stay so topical like that?

High on coke indeed, my friends. High on coke.

(Shudders)

A good solution is to never refer to him at all.

(Shudders)

Trump would be Saruman and Bannon would be Sauron. Kellyanne is the Mouth of Sauron and Spicer is some orc… let's say Ugluk. Pence is the Witch King. The Shire is America, Chris Christie is Wormtongue, Elizabeth Warren and Bernie are Frodo and Sam. And let's see… Al Franken can be Merry, and Charlie Schumer seems…

At least James Woods was great once, and could plausibly be great again.