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Mirror Universe Trump
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Quick, somebody run out and copyright the term 'Harassment Holes'!

What is this strange feeling? A glimmer of respect for Bill O'Reilly? Is that a thing? What is this? Am I going crazy?!?

It's forgivable to make Clark Kent boring, but how the heck do you make Lois Lane boring?!?

Counterpoint: Dr. Strange!

Jimmy was primarily into cross-dressing and extreme body modification, but no, Comet was just an ordinary centaur who was turned into a horse by Circe.

Yeah… Hop can apparently punch out four armed men with little difficulty off-screen. That monster better watch himself.

Oh, I remember this. People used to do this, right? Try to type first as the first comment? Man, it's been a while. Haven't seen that since the U.S. was a full democracy.

Rick and Morty S3 has been a long, long wait too.

I'm caught in the middle! I'm in the opinion LeGrange point!

I like innocent teenagers who don't get abducted and horribly killed.

But Mantis is supposed to have total situational awareness! It's one of her vaguely defined super-powers!

Yeah, Her. Who else?

Eh, she's probably making out with her horse again.

LISTEN TO THE WIND BLOW
WATCH THE SUN RISE
RUN IN THE SHADOWS
DAMN YOUR LOVE
DAMN YOUR LIES!

Did… did they show Mantis getting killed at the end of the trailer?!?

I am starting to think that when the people of America elected their foremost representative, they did so without sufficient circumspection and forethought, in that it was evident then and is even more evident now that he lacks the temperament, intelligence and experience necessary to perform the duties of the office

(Singing)
Black Light-NINNG! He's gonna get ya! He's flying at you in a heli-COPTAA!

Even Black Panther! What the hey…? "In between RULING AN ENTIRE NATION and serving on the Avengers, I'll spend the rest of my time struggling to teach fractions to a bunch of bored kids."

"Hey Batman! Batman! Hey, it's me, Black Lightning! You know me! Batman! Hey!"

You're kidding.