This is coming from the guy who created Fish Mooney, one of the most pointless and poorly-acted characters on television, and then brought her back from the dead with cuttlefish DNA and gave her both Kilgrave's mind control powers and Tom Hardy's rainbow pleather from Star Trek: Nemesis.

Cheered on by the Ghostbusters and Jared Leto!

Can we really celebrate the fall of Gawker if Jezebel still walks among us?

Christopher Walken in skintight green leaf-leather, with flowing red hair, walking around kissing everyone and making sultry innuendos about plants and such.

On the one hand, Runaways is awesome and I've been waiting for some kind of adaptation since I first heard about the concept, let alone when I got around to reading it.

The only imaginable way this could be more of a giant "fuck you" to every MGS fan is if they ended the trailer with an elaborate CG of the Konami executives bulldozing The Boss's grave to build a pachinko parlor.

I'm too sad to turn that into a FOXDIE joke.

I'd wager three minutes, and that's my optimistic side talking.

What a glorious episode. I started off giggling like a maniac at the inspired absurdity of the sitcom opening, and finished it almost tearing up from the hug and the flashback. I can't recall the last time a show has so expertly swung my emotional pendulum from one side to the polar opposite in the span of an hour.

I was excited from the movie from the trailer, and I will still go see it, but…

What amazing timing. I'd wanted to get the game since it was released, and I finally got around to buying and blazing through it yesterday. What a gorgeous and astoundingly memorable experience.

Has a movie subtitled "The Final Chapter" ever truly been the last of its franchise?

Leto's Joker was… okay. It's a different take and he had some interesting conceptual bits. For now, without seeing him with more screen time to develop, he's probably the worst movie Joker, but considering the caliber of Ledger's and Nicholson's performances, that's not exactly cutting criticism. And at the absolute…

They have showed off a trailer for the third season and have confirmed it's coming out some time soon. It looks like we'll be playing Clem as a teenager, and it looks pretty damn cool.

I never understood why so many people hold up Season Two as an example of incredibly shitty, irredeemable writing. It doesn't flow together as nicely and maintain its peak quality as consistently as Season One (which will likely forever be Telltale's magnum opus), but Kenny's descent into madness and the conflicts…

The Republican National Convention Convention?

This transcends the usual GJI irrelevant clickbait dumbness and spirals straight into actual puerile offensiveness. This is a legitimately shitty thing to do, and no respectable site would encourage it.

It really would work better as a series, if it absolutely had to be adapted. Then again, Death Note as a live-action Western series would basically be what Hannibal was, but inevitably clumsier.

This is the first piece of information to come out of this movie that has me remotely excited. I quite like Dafoe, and he's perfect for the Ryuk role.

I'm almost positive that it occurs no matter what. Maybe you have to not treat her like absolute shit throughout the whole game, but if she's remotely close to Max it should be a fixed point. And besides, with the developers coming out and confirming that their relationship is written as a romance and with so many…