I'm not ashamed to say I love the game Halo: Combat Evolved. I had a lot of fun with that game. I enjoyed the campaign well enough and had a blast playing against friends visiting me at my house. But man, "The Library" is an awful level. It's not that it's hard (though if you're playing on a tougher difficulty setting…

There are only so many tickets for this movie I can't buy. I did my part.

And back to truthfully, I wasn't actually upset in the first place. We just shot another video and I'm in a post-shoot, post-lunch, pre-ice cream tizzy. I categorize my tizzies by job responsibility and caloric intake.

I wish I had considered that before opening the pint of ice cream, but I'm committed now.

Because the guy in the video reads these too and he has feelings.