Dammit i thought reading that would qualify me to win a John Oliver Watch. There aren't really any John Oliver Watches are there?

London Calling should be in every collection of albums IMHO

ya, true

"Et Tu, Bannon"?

"I look forward to watching this interview through my toaster"
-Kellyanne Conway

Alex Jones is simply Weekly World News for the digital age.

Is there a statue of limitations on this law?
If not, i would like to see John Travolta locked up for Saturday Night Fever, and given the death penalty for Staying Alive.

I hope the existing Bonobos customers like neon, camouflage, and the American flag re purposed into clothing.

The Clash. Hands down.

Yep.

Thousands of county fair attendees nationwide are sure going to be disappointed.

thats 15 minutes longer than the edited 'Pulp Fiction'

wouldn't surprise me.

They had been doing hours of sets daily in Germany before they even took off. They had musical chops.

"My name is Rex,
and I like sex"
-runner up TV edit.

"My Name Is Buck,
and I like to….
(fornicate)"

You spelled

Maybe they can air it this fall after their new buddy cop sitcom:
"Moonshine & Banjo"

Re:Lard
Try Pailhead. Ministry with Ian MacKaye on vox.

When Breitbart heard "Soup Nazi" and "unemployed" they immediately created a food critic column for him.