I disagree. Now I'll never be able to enjoy the movie knowing that there's a way better hypothetical one out there.

I thought for a moment this was a still from Battlefield Earth 2

As a private business, they're legally entitled to decide what movies they want to show. However, we're also legally entitled to mock the hell out of them for doing so.

Don't be silly, nobody uses their superhero names in live-action productions

Enter the Gungeon has been taking up most of my time as of late. Always been a sucker for bullet hell and this one hits me in all the right ways. Challenging as hell, but it's never felt insurmountable. Highly recommended for shooter fans. Going to wait on Zelda, mainly because I don't have the money for a Switch at…

How dare they!?

Clearly, the solution is to put out whimsical, cheerful reboots of adult franchises. How does "Nightmare on Elm Street: Adventures through Dreamland with Freddy" sound?

Actually, the people elected Clinton, they just didn't live in the right places.

Nevertheless, I'm still expecting an R-rated, low-budget Lobo with copious violence, nudity, swearing and tacked-on fourth wall jokes that will somehow still not be entertaining.

Elsewhere, Zak Snyder takes a long, meaningful look at his copies of Identity Crisis, Superman at Earth's End and All-Star Batman and Robin

So from this footage, we can safely confirm that Aquaman will in fact swim in some sort of underwater setting

Bradley Cooper still hasn't gotten my accent quite right, but I'll forgive him for it. What I won't forgive is Gamora getting a cooler gun than me.

Oh, no, I'm just being pedantic.

Benny's ode to 'SPACESHIPS' will be worth the price of admission alone.

I distinctly remember otherwise. On a side note, Peter really needs to expand his musical tastes beyond one decade

Wouldn't that be like making a Godzilla remake where he doesn't destroy any cities?

Fun fact: Wikipedia has over 2000 words devoted just to King Kong's current copyright status. Yes, I checked.

They call it the box office, and somehow people keep voting yes.

Thank you for your input, good sir

In the extended edition, we'll get 5 extra seconds of hanging dong