I've been eating polonium and iocane daily for years. I'm ready!

Did he become a Terminator before or after he had kids? OMG, are the Terminators having kids now?!?

Is Tokyo Drift even part of the canon or is it written off by the fandom? Come on, there has to be some expert on it here.

That's the same shtick of Hollywood who talk about being single parents, yet they have millions and a few nannies….but hey they're just like you.

3) The Dream and The Weeknd are getting a buddy cop drama. Is that good enough?

Yes but not in drag.

Too true. It's part of that 80s attempt at social consciousnesses but really was just sad, like Soul Man.

It's the dream of most of DeviantArt or Second Life, well that and giant penises on said half cat/half girl body.

Hell I'd rather see Last Holiday 2 instead of Avatar 2.

Throw in Dafoe and you'll have one creepy movie.

…or just straight up rapey. That moonbounce scene in Revenge of the Nerds is so creepy when watched now.

I think it's because they don't do it slideshow style like Buzzfeed. Next time we need more pictures and articles about "Which Pretty Little Liar are you?" and "How do you know you're really from Jersey?"

I figure that's the worst part about being a reviewer. You get the chance to see all these amazing movies early but also every iteration of Air Bud.

Watchman. Amazing trailer, meh movie. Even the giant Dr. Manhattan wang was meh.

I'm still raging against the machine, i just make sure I'm in bed by 11 nowadays.

Damn that yellow font is rough. Took me a while to realize they meant Asus and not Anus, which should skew higher, IMHO.

Bleh.

Nah they're pulling a True Detective. Next year's season will be set in 1970s New Orleans.

Definitely. There's plenty of really good public schools, but they are far and few between. Its the city parents that usually send to private. Neighborhoods tend to blend way too much to ensure that your kids are going to school with kids "just like you."

I don't know. Letters saying "WTF, Santa? Why did you bring me a possessed doll?" could be decent testimony.