They get around it on the "based on" part. As long as parts of it are true, you can fill in the rest with 100% nonsense.

Clearly your mom didn't have that big book of STDs floating around your house. I knew what blue waffles were in 1995 thanks to that damn thing.

This is some new meta crap for me. It's like saying I didn't cheat on you because I didn't cum.

I'll send you some pics of my backhair later. Wink wink, call me!

Damn. That part about how his parents only accepted his sexuality after shock therapy and his suicide didn't "fix his problem."

Damn that chest hair is Robin Williams excessive.

or even Trump. They vilifed him on one end and then gave him a full two hours to cast his wide net of BS across the airways and 100% free. I'm just waiting for the day they stop covering him live and just show us the highlights (lowlights?) of the press conferences.

TBH, if there's a seven foot animatronic Stephen Merchant looming over me while singing "Push It," then I'm definitely not doing shrooms before I go on that ride.

I work in a college so this is constant but mainly because if you get 50 PhD into a room, they're all trying to one-up each other, and don't even bother trying to talk if you have any degree other than a PhD. MD, EdD…you might as well have a Masters.

That's the kind of line someone needs to use on Trump.

I forgot about Jewel and her snaggletooth, but I have no clue if she can pull off his acting. Ilanna I can see though. She's kinda perfect.

Who's Mr Pink? I can't think of any actress with messed up enough teeth to pull off Steve Bushemi.

Come to Philly. We'll show you how.

Oh I can't wait they do a GJI about Zombo.com and we finally find out what is possible on that site.

All the videos that came out after red dead are my favorite. Flying whores and crazy physics are just par for the course at this stage.

I know they also had weird standards back in the day. Norma Desmond, the antagonist in Sunset Boulevard, was playing a put out to pasture actress at age 50. Kinda feel that leaks over to "Feud" with Susan Sarandon.

I lost my hair early and I've basically looked 30 since my early 20s, but damn I don't think i went that far downhill.

This is going into my TIL thread on Reddit.

I think I was too old for that one. This crap came out when I was 12.

50! That's just wrong. Mr. Diabeetus should be 100 by now.