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Everything but the sex comedies. Dinosaur Island will forever be in my memories.

Oh god there was a Mike Epps one. Why was there a Mike Epps version?

It had Kevin Meaney in it, who's not even a poor man's John Candy. That's all you need to know.

That's weird since she's 100% replaceable (well not as replaceable as Buck's brother).

Or anything she did in Getting On. Such a cringey show on so many levels.

It still blows my mind that John Candy is 36 in Planes, Trains & Automobiles. Was life that rough in the 70s and 80s or is that just the effect of cocaine, cigars and poutine?

Her and Debbie Jellinsky need to make a buddy-cop movie.

Publicly he hates them but he stays up at night masturbating to sites of them. TBH, I'm unsure which he jerks off to more: himself, fake breasts or fake news.

No but have you seen the Trumpty Dance? He'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice.

oddly he feels same about fake news as he does about fake breasts.

Good good.

Ignoring him would piss him off more. Treat him like the cleaning guy that comes in your office. Don't give him eye contact, walk around the area like you're waiting for him to leave and awkwardly start small talk about the weather until he actually does leave.

Money is money. You think Charlize Theron is all in with the "Snow White" movies or even the Fast & Furious series?

My niece, who's seven, comes equipped with no less than seven, highly intricate and esoteric short plays to perform on a daily basis. Kids just get drama and know how to use it. While they may think it is completely inventive to say have a huge reveal, like it was all a dream and have no clue it was done before, but

So now I know what Twilight Sparkle's shit looks like. I mean I knew because I've been on deviantart, but now I really know.

They should just take a cue off of Deadpool & Logan, piggy back on that success, and make Lobo.

Except the Cavalia thing. That was a bit too kinky for my tastes and I'm a dog who is a sexual predator.

Just give me a full episode of Ricky Spanish or Steve doing more "Trapped in the Closet." Honestly anytime he does some 90s R&B crooning, I'm 100% in.

benzedrine

It's that sexy starlet, oh I can get her in a threesome kind of line. You get men thinking this could happen, then they go to the movie or follow them on Instagram. In this situation it feels like a furthering of a brand than an actual declaration of your true self.