Megan Fox comes to mind. She's also the same who wouldn't date a bisexual because they're dirty and clearly have no morals.

..the taco grease is glistening on his pecks, as I wonder why he didn't let me slip the apron over his mane of yellowhair. As he talks about his Chrysler commercials, I dream about the RomComs he did with Kate Hudson.

I will agree on the "bi-sexual" phase of some stars. There are so many that come out right before that big summer tent-pole they're in. I think someone called it attention-sexual vs bi-sexual, and that's probably the most correct.

Ask his username and troll his posts. It's the only way.

You should meet me and the other fans on my Smash Mouth blog.

Tom Sizemore

A full two hours of 'batin or do you have a plan for the other 1:59?

Shit son, you have plenty of time on hand. Head over to lasagnacat's YouTube channel and watch his Kundun.

That's in the Salton Sea and involves lots of meth, ICP coverbands, and Coolio always headlines.

Mmm Patchouli and American Spirit cigs.

The weird thing is operators had to listen for those little chimes to connect your call. Imagine if your job was to listen for two pings and a bong to determine if you paid enough to call San Francisco.

You can still do that on some voicemail systems. It will auto the prompt and let you record immediately. It's like a mid C.

So we're going back old school Phone Phreaking. Fun! When do I get to hack the planet on a Gibson?

Well it's better than the Ayn Randian wankfest that is the Incredibles.

Kids will literally watch the same episodes over and over and over again. Hell I remember watching Ren & Stimpy ad infinitum and there's only like 20 episodes of that show, even the few he repackaged as new, but really just one new segment was on it.

I can't wait until David Lynch wins for his animated remake of Eraserhead.

Face-Off > Con-Air > The Rock

So how long until this goes full circle and I can start listening to 8 tracks of the Bee-Gees?

True Lies would be amazing, though we can't get the amazing Bill Paxton. I'm still puzzling over "ass like a ten year old boy" and "titties that will make you stand up and beg for buttermilk," and why you want that in a woman.

They must have started it before they bought Star Wars and were stuck with this weird legacy boondoggle. Either that or they have crazy points on the sequels and hoping this ties in well.