She needed to win unfortunately. There was a fairly large cotarie of porn-stars willing to do it too. Maybe you can find one on backpages willing to do it for $15.

Well you do have a cabbage for a head.

They're all horrible. Except Beth. Everyone loves Beth.

I want to say this will make the inauguration look like a May Day march, but if it does, this will definitely descend into chaos. Here's to a potential shit show!

Damn I did see some secret service with a nail gun going into boarded houses in Baltimore. Coincidence? I think not!

It will be a cold day in hell before the Trump White House recognizes those styrofoam packing peanuts as ice cream.

I feel like I'm now on a list by signing that. Who am I kidding, I know I am on a list.

He did this corporate event for my company once. Basically mcd a xmas party. He basically got drunk and proceeded to hit on anything under 25 and in a short skirt.

Never play two person was my biggest takeaway from that game.

The nostalgia is the only reason to play this. I assume Nesticles is still a thing. Also has anyone played the crappy NES mods they list on i-mockery?

If only Ben Franklin was in office. I'm 90% sure there's a few wood carvings of him in a MMF threesome w/ Marie Antoinette and Richebourg.

Pondy really has gone dark. I wonder if he'll go completely down the Rickety Crickets lane to homeless and shifty or get redeemed this season.

The Cereal Defense episode summed it up best. They're basically ready to switch sides at any moment, but Dee is always wrong.

I hope that Frank gets his Pretty Woman back. It wasn't 100% clear she died, so here's to hoping.

Anytime they break into bad Philly accents I crack up.

It's funny I used to think she was the disposable character but now it has to be Mac, which is sad, but if I had to literally kick out of the boat, it's him.

Artemis is probably my favorite one off character. She steals every scene she's in. I will randomly say "I'm gonna take off my bra and blast my nips!"

Charlie Work really was amazing and they did a damn good job with the one shot motif.

No Dennis Reynolds, an Erotic Life? Gotta be my favorite. I think it is also because I totally ship Charlie/Dee.

I hope you did the Countdown to New Year with Fuller House. Nothing like going to bed at 8PM, enjoying my Martinelli sparkling apple juice and hoping the wife sleeps with me on my birthday come April.