I just want people to downvote the obvious humblebraggy "oh look at the amazing thing I did for this (insert some cause here)." There is something so annoying about people who post those things and then go "OMG I didn't think it would go viral." You posted that shit within an hour of it happening to Reddit.

It's an app. This is already pre-packaged for hipsters over the needy.

The lesbian orgy at the end was odd until you notice Liam Hemsworth step out of the greased up swarming mass of bodies. That guy is hanging some serious dong.

All you need is Edward Furlong and that's a who's who of 90's "where are they now."

You're watching yourself have sex through a car window?

How is this not a Harmony Korine film?

He just keeps remaking the same movie. They're basically AV Club the movie, perfectly crafted pop culture references that are completely outside the realm of normal speech patterns.

Apatow used them for three movies but they weren't the star. Give it a few years to see if his nepotism falls beyond giving Leslie Mann feature length vehicles.

Meh you're fine. It's the law of diminishing returns. Gonna go one of these days, you just never think it's today.

She's the best. Funny and gorgeous. No one wants to bang Gene Wilder.

Everyone prefers the original, except maybe Deep Roy.

Well at least he's up with wifey. Figure he's been waiting to get back to Gilda since he lost her. Like Rick Moranis, the guy just kinda dropped out.

All we need need is Alison Larson to come and throw a wrench in the works.

God speed Shrek!

Peter DeLuise actually. He was going to play Phoebe.

It's a year old movie. Honestly, the waiting period should be two weeks before I can talk about anything freely.

Finally finding 8 bit cinema. K then. So when are you going to do a hardhitting review of Zombo.com and how they hit the zeitgeist of today's kids?

What's not to love? It's a movie that hits on everyone's favorites:

Plot twist, he stole the kid.

Damn I was hoping this was him confronting apex predators before they kill some unsuspecting animal.