Dude, I have this craaaaaazzzzyyyy theory that Rachel in Crazy Ex Girlfriend is the most sane person on the show.

That was my first theory until they actually gave the backstory.

Isn't that the plot to Revenge of the Nerds?

Push him off the swings, chop off his arms, rape his mom and then come back to piss on him kinda guy.

Now I figured this would be an article full of all the bad rom hacks that exist out there, with way too many boobs, drug references and an odd late 90s/early 00's obsession with Quaker Oats.

Fun. Wonder if it will be the reboot or the original series.

George Lucas writes one hell of a sequel

They wanted a person of color and TBH, a majority of DC verse is a bit white. Why they didn't just do Martian Manhunter with President Keith David in a bulky green suit, I'll never know.

Watched the crapfest of BvS last night and wanted more of the Batman Apocalypse. I need two hours of Nazi Superman vs Captain America Batman.

I'll trade you for my brocktoon

You clearly never saw the director's cut of Cry in the Dark. Honestly smoking opium while in the middle a 30 hour orgy would cause anyone to lose track of their child. I'd make up a story about a dingo too.

Only past 1492. Columbus and his crew gave the natives small pox but their sexy sexy ladies gave those sailors syphilis. I don't know if it was a fair trade.

It's not quite a challenge as much as sisyphean. Two hours in traffic for a 20 mile drive, can make one a bit mad.

You mean all those inspirational quotes and shares from Buzzfeed on "Which pokemon character are you?" isn't for deep thinkers?

Yeah but get rid of the bloody lettuce. Just meat, bacon and cheese. Really anything that exploits an animal. Honey…vegans anti honey?

Is it wrong I'd love to play a slaughterhouse management game? Maybe make it Diner Dash style and I have to bring various animals to the butcher to help prepare the meat for the day.

So basically high fidelity but in real life? Makes sense

Not knowing who Frank Zappa is? Oh you better believe that's a paddling.

Little known fact, Sean has never actually seen a movie.

Natch.