I think he can dial a phone, he can sure use Twitter, so he's one up on Burns there.

I don't think he'd know black Irish if they were sitting in the room with him. Doubt he would recognize them as Irish cause they don't look like leprechauns. (and this is a stereotype, many of my ancestors were Irish and I am proud of that heritage, I just have little faith in Mr. Trump's ability to recognize groups…

Nice. Had to pull ye olde Google translate for this one, and about fell out of my chair.