Got some leftover jerk chicken and pizza pockets.

mmm…seething stew.

I wonder if the recording studio is zoned for that. Hmmm.

I ain't claiming it.

Joking, joking.

…and AVC's music coverage reaches a new low.

Lady Hulk, perhaps?

The whole Six Flags theme park controversy…pretty awesome, if I do say so.

I got a battery for ya…assault and battery!

Getting a Cosby vibe from this…. uggggh

more like "Michelob or Hudson River water?"

shit, I should have taken them up on that offer. My old NB's are looking pretty darn rough.

If anyone can take down President Peepaw, it is the #1 shoe brand in the world, Reebok.

Lemme guess…fidget spinner joke?

*takes paddle down off the wall*

Eh, that'd be fun, but keep the cameos tight & brief, otherwise we get an Agents of SHIELD situation, a show I tried to watch and did not care for one tiny iota.

Feed us the nostalgia!

Oh, it has actually already come and gone.

I was just about to ask you to get me a coffee, but realized that would take some kind of rapport.

His new movie looks like total propaganda horseshit, which is a shame.