311 was an inside job!

I used to hate 'em, then I got this pair of weird hybrid hiking crocs. They're amazingly comfortable and airy and I love them and fuck you.

Since he or she is so goddamn smart, why can't i get this pos windows xp to start in safe mode so I can set up a new user? Answer me, oh wise wetbutt23!

Depends on how big it is.

I do, but I don't mean it. It's the Canadian way!

*giggles, runs off to tell friends*

I don't see color.

Hey, we're people, too, ya know

Oh, hell, not the orb! We didn't mean it! Please, it's Friday, give us at least one day of the weekend!

*Bannon's ears prick up*

The nerd all whovians can truly relate to.

#whovian

The oily tentacles of the ubermensch writhe and crush!

Cthulhu will punish us all for our insolence!

One would think a nerd would use his words better.

We at DK Home Haven offer an intensive program for nerd rehabilitation.

Defcon-9 Nerd Alert.

Wooh! Rock n' roll! Bon Iver!

Shittiest candyman…worse than Dean Corll? Wowzers!

Hey now, don't drag chili into this, chili didn't do nothing!