I like the Party Up video that I made up in my horny, teenage mind.

Let's go crazy
and obstruct all nite

Oh cool, and now Soundcloud has ads.

Passive aggressively abusive?

Transformers 6: Age of Appropriation

Awesomely abusive?

Abusive father? Quietly condoning mother?

who amongst us hasn't fucked a pie in a movie?

Check out Easteros, dropping the univision cross platform plug! Noice.

Oooh, clarified butter would make an excellent addition.

Hear ye! Hear ye!

This is not the Lena Dunham story that is just tearing Twitter up presently!

Still want to pitch Alexander my Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner movie idea. I thinks I got a decent little story nailed down.

Yeah, the stories from Hemlock Grove made him sound like a pretty big asshole. But then again, he may have been doing the whole "method" thing. Or meth, who knows.

The granola was inside him the entire time!

"Do you know who I am?!"

Westside 4 life!

Word around the industry is this Skarsgaard is a real jerk and not a pleasure to work with.

Anytime. Enjoy the crushing brutality and truth of nature!

Uh oh. Eh, maybe I just wasn't feeling it. Was pretty hungover to boot.