Whoo-boy, darkest timeline indeed.

'Bout time.

Lightspeed space travel I can believe, but a ship that cleans itself?

More Prince on streaming services, less Prince cover songs/dedications!

Get on TOP!

It truly is sleepy time music.

Promote this primate!

We know, you bring it up at literally every single board meeting.

I know, what a total flash in the pan.

…the internet?

They need to do a re-boot o' those ASAP.

Best usage of "lassie" in a space based movie!

"Starfleet Academy says otherwise. Get to scrubbing, Ensign Years!"

"I'd rather die horribly on Z-1989P than have to wash Geordie's drawers again!"

Multi-tasking at its best!

Maybe grandma's Star Trek?

Huh, ya never see any janitorial staff on Star Trek…

*a bacon cocktail

You'll make it so and you'll like it!

Nic Cage is starring in a remake of A Better Tomorrow? Cool!