These reviewers are so blinded by politics,anti-Burrough-ism, and "Even though I've never directed a movie I would have done it differently" that they don't review the actual movie that was on the screen. My family and I just saw it two hours ago, and it's a very good movie. It completely purges Tarzan of Burroughs'…

Hey, it's "our buddy Hornacek" from CS! Spider-Padre here.

Or mechanical retracting wings — again, less expensive than all the complicated CGI.

Replace bumbling-barista Hawkgirl? Replace with Thanagar military-police Hawkgirl. In other words, no more Golden Age Hawkgirl, go with the JLA Animated version. A much more exciting character. It would provide drama for Sara Lance to expect to finally have a female comrade, and turns out Hawkgirl doesn't like her…

Candice Patton does a very good job portraying a young female cop. I liked her Earth-2 counterpart performance, and the whole "No, Cisco, YOU get behind ME!" sold me on it.

I'm dating myself by saying this, but you have to wonder if Benjamin Cisko was hiding in that Speed Force somewhere…

I liked Iris-as-rookie-cop a lot better than I expected — more than Iris-as-intrepid-reporter. She has the personality to sell it.

They all caught the Dan Slott disease: everybody acts stupidly for no good reason, and then do things that force the tropes to fulfillment! It would help if Vandal Savage ever seemed dangerous, even once. A guy with a beard, a leer, a flapping trench-coat, and some knives? An Egyptian with a… peculiarly European…

Virtuous do-gooders?

A *logical* explanation would be that Wilkes' mind has some subconscious degree of control over the atoms of what's left of his body. But I think they're going to just let it go and chalk it up to comic-book science.

I think it's true that the old-timey spy gadjets were part of the fun. We haven't seen any of that yet. But Peggy got into the fray with the Red Skull and a cosmic cube, and her boyfriend was a superhuman ultra-soldier, so her dealing with bizarro Marvel sci-fi isn't out of left field.

We love this show, but I get distracted by the fact that Jason Wilkes doesn't sink through the floor. Yes, I know…

Hated what they did to the Muppets when the new show began. Hated, hated hated. I have zero interest in a cynical, sour, sexual Muppet show. But I really liked what I saw last night. It isn't a kiddy program, but it wasn't the Muppets doing a distasteful copy of The Office.

Nope, sorry, We all know that motherhood ages Spider-Woman too much, and makes her unrelatable. Also, Roger's years as a porcupine super-model means he's the wrong personality for her. I'm sure this whole storyline was forced onto Marvel by Jim Shooter.

"Over the decades these characters have been written by so many different people that there's probably no character trait that can be considered constant. "

Everything this reviewer praised sounds ugly to me.

I thought the Clara character was manically all over the map. She was so intelligent in her first appearance that she was able to beat off an entire Dalek mainframe that kept trying to convert her mind, while making perky comments and baking souffles.

Can someone explain why they don't all just gang up on the sheriff and kill him?

Jiaying acted in an abrupt and unbelievable way. She's a pre-meditated murderer all out of nowhere? Total heel-turn, with zero lead-up or justification. Even in this very episode she was protesting that they couldn't launch open war on SHIELD — and then 30 minutes later she does. She knows that SHIELD is only one…

I enjoy this show, but last night tipped over the edge into the absurd. National rolling blackouts marching from west to east would have triggered an all-points red alert at every level of government, with every relevant agency hunting down the perpetrators, thus exposing Greer and Samaritan.