Nah. I already have one of those. Don't need another.

No, but I have seen my dad's testicles recently. He was sleeping.

We do I keep trying to ask you what you were doing during 9/11? It's starting to sound suspicious.

Unfortunately, most of the construction is still not finished and there are mad mosquitoes hanging around, biting people. The only sensible thing would be to cancel the whole event.

Look at those fecking goobers

"people outside of the cities suck"

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That is pretty cool of him to do that. A pretty big majority of the people who can actually afford to watch Hamilton (and travel to New York) are upper middle class and upper class white people, which is a little twisted when you think about it. You're performing a record-breaking Broadway musical with a cast filled…

I think they filmed together for a small amount of time but I'm hoping they became besties during that time. THEY BECAME BESTIES, RIGHT?!!

Bianca Marroquín. Apparently, the first Mexican to get a starring Broadway role.

We need more of Rogelio next season name dropping Lin-Manuel.

Did your French teacher also teach you that "excite" means aroused?

Again, I liked it slightly better when Marc from Ugly Betty pitched this idea.

I'm not hating on the player. The best cannibals are the ones with refined palates.

Of all people, I knew that it was you. You, you are the cannibal of the group.

You had me until you said lengua. My mom used to try to cook that stuff up but it was always awful. It feels like I'm cannibalizing someone's tongue.

Oh man! I need some tripas in my ASAP! I just ate some grilled ones but you cant beat taco-form. Sometimes, it seems like they do get it too crispy and it has like fried food residue on it. There's a Mexican restaurant down the street (which one, amiright- there are like a billion Mexican places on my street) and…

He Kriss Kross-ed you.

For you to even ask what you're being racist for. For shame. FOR SHAME

1.) Apparently, Jaime Camil nailed his audition out of the park (that's the saying, right?). I am not surprised.