How to Clean Your Diarrhea off a Baby
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Happy quarter-century birthday!
List time. Lists and naked guys. Oh my.
Doubly false.
OHHH! I have those!
Follow-up on "the river" trip:
It was indeed a church retreat, but there wasn't holy water for my surprise baptism in sight. There was a wee bit too much pressure on me from my born-again Christian sister and her church to suddenly convert, but otherwise, it was a fun trip. I think they were jokingly trying to set me…
Naked pics online? That's disgusting. On a website? There's so many of them though. Where? Which one?
My sister invited me to "the river" tomorrow. I'm literally 60-70% convinced this is going to be an Annie-pool-baptism situation. Or at least a church retreat. Anyways, bongoes, not going to be available tonight. Staying at my sister's new pad.
He's always sarcastic. It'll come back to bite him when I take everything he says literally. I do that now.
He meant half. I don't eat much to be full, but I probably did eat just as much as he did last night. So, I guess it was sarcasm.
We should start posting more flyers on street corners.
Is this what dying feels like?
How many people came in? I would have gone, but (ask bongoes) I can't function today. Big dinner.
Democratic process? Is that what you kids call it these days?
We must harvest his blood.
It's.
Holy sex offender, John Cho is 20 years older than Karen Gillan?! Daaaaaamn, John Cho. Lookin' good.
Ew. I want Nathan to always show up and make ridiculous attempts to gain his approval.
Initial impressions: