Happy late birthday, Randy Jackson.

I never give up hope on good ol' Community because it tends to surprise you.

It's catchy!

I got them mostly off-ish. Probably should have gone with the warm water before I pulled out the bleach.

Oddly enough, no. I like very quiet, soothing musics. My sister did listen to a lot of heavy metal for like a year when she was a teenager.

Babby butt

I AM NOT A CHILD!

The flesh is gone and it's been pretty much picked clean by the ants. It's ripe for the picking. Maybe with some gloves…

yum

Hehe. I did manage to scrape the globs off with a bottle opener, but there are smears and it did scrape away some of the primer already there. I guess I just have to paint over it. Here goes nothing.

It looks as clean as a baby's bottom.

Boo. I'm neat, but I like gross things too. You're messy but you like neat and non-gross things.

Approx. 11:32

Disregard the comment below.

Decomposing rat outside. I kinda want to collect the skull. It looks cool.

I don't know, man. It's like 2 square feet of boogers on a white wall.

He's not that gross. He's too neat if you ask me.

And tenure. And a Nobel Prize.

Does anyone know how to get dried boogers off a wall? This is a serious question. My brother left a ton of boogers on his wall and I'm trying to get them off before I start painting.

According to my very extensive analysis, a decomposing rat has very durable skin on it's top and on its tail that will stick around for months while the rest of the rat flesh and skin gets eaten away and broken down. You're welcome, Science.