*giggles*

Shut up, Hitler. We know about your drug addiction.

damn, that was smooth

HEY! I'd be angrier if I actually did know how to put make-up on.

Tristan Smotckins

Everyone knows that birds have the best memory, next to goldfishes, of course.

There were two Michael Smith's in my class so one nicknamed himself Schmitty.

statistics!

It's what happens when you have a traditionally African American name.

19,617 registered voters, 1,247th most common name

Once you did include a screenshot of your computer with the name visible.

Did you just out-birdie me?

We have to create a product proving our thesis that we created last year. Mine is about volunteering. Our district is apparently like the only one that requires every student to do this graduation project.

We have a major graduation project due a day before spring break so yeah… I don't want time to go any faster.

HE'S NOT ATTRACTED TO YOUR KIND!

Poor Narwhal. He must be devastated after reading this.

what

commando

You scared me somehow. Good job.

Fried ice cream isn't really that hard. http://allrecipes.com/recip… The one I had isn't the same recipe, but you get the gist.