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Miguel? In North Carolina? Sure, I guess..

Overindulging sounds like something a fancy woman would do on a Saturday night, accompanied by her secret stash of Paul Newman photographs, chocolate-covered strawberries and wine.

They sound like idiots.

Nah. This isn't a Michael Bay or like Fast and Furious movie or something.

Let's liveblog narwhal's mental breakdown!

BECAUSE OF THE 100,000 COMMENTS PARTY I MIGHT MISS IF I GO TO SLEEP

OMG! LIVEBLOG!

idk.

Ok. NO MORE TALKING! FROM ANYONE! Noooo moooorrreee….

I SHALL NOT SLEEP UNTIL WE DO! Actually, I probably won't get a lot of sleep tonight anyways. At least I have a better reason than homework procrastination.

I guess that's all you're going to get to do all night long then.

I didn't get to watch it. MUST YOU REMIND ME

Jellyfish. B. Cray.

I don't know what I'd be like if I was high. Yesterday, I talked about Fish Jesus, the only fish that walks on water. I told my friend when she made me angry that she would rot in fish hell, where jellyfish and whales and dolphins live, for obvious reasons. I was really sleepy. Only an hour two nights ago.

Dude in the black jacket looks embarrassingly short, and THAT'S COMING FROM ME

I haven't asked this to a non-high schooler. Are you high?

WHAT! Who said DropDeadDiva?!

Shhhhhh. They know that you were going to say it.